so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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