I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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