i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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