If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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