I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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