4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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