Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He's a Shit stain on my heart
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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