I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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