She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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