at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
you made out with another girl for some wings
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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