You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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