Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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