haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
no more duck duck goose at the bar
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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