break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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