They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
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He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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