Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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