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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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