she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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