Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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