i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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