just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
