naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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