a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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