i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
did i walk over a car last night?
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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