Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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