I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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