were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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