If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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