what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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