There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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