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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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