Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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