quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize