i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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