Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Randomize
