We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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