I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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