Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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