You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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