She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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