Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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