I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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