So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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