Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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