party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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