ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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