You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
last night I used snow as a chaser
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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