Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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