So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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