You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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