i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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