girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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