dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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