i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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