im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i drank out of a bidet.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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