My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
