i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize