Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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