So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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