First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
